Quotes Part III
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
"When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?"
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - that's because she changes it more often."
"Despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
"Even if man could understand women he still wouldn't believe it."
"No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing."
"It was a man's world. Then Eve arrived."
"A misogynist is a man who hates women as much as women hate each other."
"Women have a much better time than men in this world. There are far more things forbidden to them."
"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
"Sensible and responsible women do not want to vote."
Grover Cleveland, Former US President (1905)
"When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighters shaking hands."
"When women go wrong, men go right after them."
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
"I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him."
"Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman."
"Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison
"A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares."