Quotes Part II
"When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'."
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure."
"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."