The Goldilocks Syndrome
Too insensitive; too gentle; too pushy; too unconfident; too slow; too fast; too cold; too hot. Yes, we idiotic men never get it just right, I agree.
The other day I was talking to this lady who wished for a bastard. 'You really want a bastard?', I ask. After some digging it turns out she wants a 'loving bastard'. You know what? I understand her and know exactly what she means - it's a nice fantasy. But pardon me while I laugh out loud.
The ironic thing is that if you ladies only knew how critically men judge your bodies, you would never sleep with one again. And this is where men taste their soups and sit in unsatisfyingly different chairs as well: The man's 'loving bastard' is the fantastical 'demure porn star'.
What do you say we relax, have fun, and make fun of Goldilocks for a change?