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War of the Genders

A confrontational soapbox for rants and politically incorrect manifestos regarding feminism, chauvinism, dating and gender issues.

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Thursday, August 26, 2004

Man or Penis?

OK guys, I have postponed bashing you for a while but I can't stand the embarrassment anymore. The problem is, I know you so well, I don't know where to start. Let's try with a single word:

Dignity.

This impoverished word has been living in the streets for a long time now, begging for food from old men. When was the last time you heard a man of 25 described as dignified? Noble? What about gentleman?

But how can I expect creatures who find farts funny to actually have an iota of ambition in this area? After all, why be dignified when the girls are giving it out easily these days, and for free.

Nowadays, girls are so cheap and pornography so prevalent, I don't see you drooling over girls much anymore. Now you drool over lesbians kissing each other.

Please explain this one to me. I'm male (and yes, heterosexual) and I have never understood this pathetic behaviour. Do you imagine your fantasy of two females in your bed come true despite their distaste for men? It can't be that lesbians are taboo. Is it just witnessing the rare sexual intimacy of two females instead of one? That's the best explanation I can come up with and it's not enough to make you put on those idiotic faces that make me want to move to the moon.

And now you actually beg for sex. Either that or you use force. Listening to you try to convince your girl to put out makes me sick. Ever heard of charm? Personality? Seduction that doesn't consist of lies and sleazy tricks?

And then, after you got attracted to the slut (who only had to breath on you), and you want to keep her around for more sex, you actually want her to stop dressing like a slut. You hypocrite.

Imagine this: A pretty girl wants to have sex with you but she's cheap, or she isn't your type, or you're currently taken. So you say no because you want to be dignified just for the sake of having dignity. Wow, far out eh? Of course you can't do that, that would make you gay! And anyways, it's sex we're talking about for crying out loud!

You're pathetic.

You want to lead? You want to justify your existence as a man? How about getting a real pair of balls, acquiring a personality that doesn't repulse half the population, and having something to talk about and inspire people?

Having balls does not mean winning a bar fight. Neither does it mean hitting on a girl that doesn't want you to, thinking that you're God's gift to all women, 'controlling' your wife, or muscling people around in business. Having balls means using personality, wisdom and willpower to make choices that are good for you and not only your penis, and leading yourself, and hopefully other people and your family to happiness.

Having balls also includes saying no to sex when it's inappropriate.

A man is supposed to be a leader. Prove it without your biceps. And if you want to be arrogant, at least earn it.

Am I being holier than thou? I suppose I am. The truth is however that I don't feel holy at all. I feel sad about all the waste, and I feel embarrassed when I try to defend my gender and find that I can't.

2 Comments:

Blogger Loreley said...

+++A man is supposed to be a leader.+++

Do those pathetic men you mention really want this leadership job? I'm not so sure. I know plenty of weak men who love to take a passive role when it comes to women.

October 06, 2004 7:53 pm  
Blogger Embar said...

Well written. Well said. :)

If you want to be treated like a man, act like one ;) eh?

July 15, 2007 6:30 pm  

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